Posted 8 hours ago
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hufflepuffingtardisfumes:

knight-of-lime:

Drag queen

This is humor right here.

hufflepuffingtardisfumes:

knight-of-lime:

Drag queen

This is humor right here.

(Source: knightoflime)

Posted 8 hours ago

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

(Source: wantapostcard)

Posted 8 hours ago

unclefather:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

i hope these clogs got mold in them from toilet bowl water

Posted 8 hours ago

perftag:

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

Posted 8 hours ago

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

Posted 8 hours ago

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster)

Posted 8 hours ago

boxlunches:

maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.

Lol I just

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thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

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monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

Posted 8 hours ago
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stunningpicture:

My niece thought my mom needed this sticker while she was sleeping…