Posted 7 hours ago

zanetheaiden:

thats actually really cute

(Source: moringmark)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

buttcramps:

people i do not trust

  • people who don’t like dogs
  • people who use 2-in-1 shampoo+conditioner
  • people who mix their playdoh
  • republicans
  • people that watch the big bang theory
Posted 7 hours ago

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

Posted 7 hours ago

riddlemeroxy:

ath-na:

he’s a keeper

I have reblogged this SO many times

(Source: kazi-is-amazing)

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

journalisticjoe:

Here for this headline

(Source: micdotcom)

Posted 7 hours ago

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

(Source: lalulutres)

Posted 7 hours ago

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

Posted 7 hours ago

neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

Posted 7 hours ago

uhmeliamay:

How I spent my time at Pompeii today

Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.