Posted 1 day ago

deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

Fucking A Star.

Posted 1 day ago

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth)

Posted 1 day ago

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

Posted 1 day ago

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

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spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)

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(Source: ki-i)

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kisskicker:

burnthejacket:

subaquaticartisan:

Some tweets calling Ubisoft out on their bullshit.

AW SHIT SON

I mean god forbid you use the same animations for the male and female characters. HOW CAN WE TELL IT’S A LADY IF SHE ISN’T SWINGING HER HIPS AND DOING BALLET??? ANARCHY IN THE STREETS

Posted 1 day ago

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

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slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

Posted 1 day ago

aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

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narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

Posted 1 day ago

topfunnystuff:

Every time I see this, I can’t tell if he’s referencing the dog or the dad and it’s funny either way 

(Source: idkconcerts)

Posted 1 day ago

squarlo:

sadyayo:

I always thought it was funny as shit how the Eleven Satanic Rules of LaVeyan Satanism are more moral than the ten commandments. 

Destroy them

(Source: lilithluciferous)

Posted 1 day ago

horror movie opening scene

  1. white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  2. white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  3. white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  4. white boy: lmao
  5. they continue walking for a few seconds
  6. *white couple hears noise*
  7. white girl: babe what that??
  8. white boy: i'll go investigate
  9. *leaves her alone*
  10. *choking noises*
  11. white girl: zack!!!
  12. white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  13. white girl: asshole!
  14. white boy: im just playin babe
  15. white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  16. *playful kiss*
  17. *things turn sexy*
  18. *hear noise*
  19. white boy: i'll go investigate
  20. *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  21. *maybe a thud*
  22. white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  23. *she walks and he dead*
  24. white girl: ahhh!!
  25. *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  26. white girl: ahhh!!!
  27. *white girl runs*
  28. *dead end*
  29. *hides*
  30. *thinks she free n safe*
  31. *guy catches her*
  32. *cuts her*
  33. *she dead*
  34. opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D